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Happy Birthday Housework never killed anyone
Inside: But why take the chance? Relax and enjoy your birthday!

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Staying young isn't a skill...
Inside: It's an attitude. Happy Birthday gorgeous!

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Don't follow your dreams. Chase them.
Inside: May your birthday be the best ever.

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Celebrate like someone left the gate open
Inside: Have an exciting birthday!

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Happy Birthday
Inside: The heck with cake. Cheers!

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It's your birthday again!?
Inside: I just hid your birth certificate.

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I'm sending you a real birthday card instead of an ecard.
Inside: I'm having problems with my email.

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Happy Birthday
Inside: We're all just kids who grew up way too fast.

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We'll be friends until we're old and senile.
Inside: ... then we can be new friends. Happy Birthday!

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Inside: Like fine wine you improve with age. Or is it that you improve with more wine? Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday
Inside: Old enough to know the rules. Still young enough to want to break them. Happy Birthday

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Age gracefully?
Inside: Not a chance! Happy Birthday

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I'm adorable. Just deal with it.
Inside: Happy birthday to a real cutie.

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Inside: Live dangerously on your birthday!

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Inside: Aging is inevitable, it's what's inside that counts. Happy Birthday

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At our age, we can't function without our glasses
Inside: ... especially if they're empty. Happy Birthday

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Wine It's how classy people get trashed
Inside: Celebrate your birthday in style!

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Inside: Here's to another year of bad habits. Cheers! Happy Birthday

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We're not getting older, just hotter.
Inside: Happy birthday hot stuff!

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Young at heart
Inside: Slightly older in other places. Have a wonderful birthday!

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Let's celebrate your birthday! But first...
Inside: ... llama take a selfie

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Baths are like bithdays. Eventually you got to have one
Inside: Happy Bathday

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Inside: We never really grow up... We only learn how to act in public. Celebrate your birthday in your own special way.

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Inside: We've made it through another year of bad habits. Happy Birthday

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Inside: Youth is a state of mind. Happy Birthday