BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday, The Donald
Inside: Your birthday is going to be HUGE!

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Inside: It's the journey, not the destination. Wishing you many happy miles ahead. Happy Birthday

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Dance like no one's watching...
Inside: ... Celebrate like there's no tomorrow. Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday
Inside: Let's get the party started!

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Happy Birthday Housework never killed anyone
Inside: But why take the chance? Relax and enjoy your birthday!

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Let's be honest...
Inside: We're getting sexier and the younger girls just hate us. Happy Birthday

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Inside: You rock! Happy Birthday

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Oh no! Another gray hare.
Inside: They just come out of nowhere, don't they? Happy Birthday

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Inside: Attitude is everything. Make a big splash on your birthday!

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Happy Birthday
Inside: At our age, we need our glasses!

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Inside: You don't look a day over 29. Happy Birthday

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Staying young isn't a skill...
Inside: It's an attitude. Happy Birthday gorgeous!

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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. Coco Chanel
Inside: Just like you! Happy Birthday

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Whether the glass is half full or half empty
Inside: There's always room for more. Happy Birthday

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Celebrate like someone left the gate open
Inside: Have an exciting birthday!

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Don't follow your dreams. Chase them.
Inside: May your birthday be the best ever.

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Happy Birthday
Inside: If you rest, you rust.

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Inside: This is NACHO ordinary day. Happy Birthday

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Age gracefully?
Inside: Not a chance! Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday
Inside: Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday
Inside: The heck with cake. Cheers!

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I'm sending you a real birthday card instead of an ecard.
Inside: I'm having problems with my email.

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Happy Birthday to someone who shares my values and priorities
Inside: Here's to another year of bad habits!

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Inside: It's all about you! Happy Birthday

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Inside: Happy Birthday!