NEW BABY
Inside: Congratulations on your bundle of joy!

NEW BABY
Inside: A baby fills a hole in your heart that you never knew was there. Congratulations.

NEW BABY
Babies are more trouble than you think...
Inside: ... and more wonderful. Congratulations!

NEW BABY
Inside: What exciting news! Congratulations.

NEW BABY
Inside: B-A-B-Y That spells "JOY". Congratulations